You see, in my mind
This insensitive beast leaves his mark on you when you least expect it and usually just before an important event. You wake up, look in the mirror........and there it is........the white stripe!
What is even worse is this animal seems to be a terrible chauvanist. Women appear to be the main target. Men (aka Silver Foxes) tend to benefit physically from this phenomenon.
Case in point.........
Its just not fair!