Dear Alarm Clock,
Due to faithful and unfailing service, I would like to grant you the morning off tomorrow. Please do not ring or the results could be fatal.
I fully intend to sleep uninterrupted until my tired-ass body wakes on it's own. Your cooperation in this matter is greatly appreciated.
P.S. Millie, please try to hold it in. Cross your furry little legs if you must.
Be a big girl - no scratching at my face or jumping on my head. I must warn you, my furry little princess - I am not above resorting to these if you do not comply