OK There is nothing better to perk up your spirits and put a smile on your face like a
ridiculous old man who thinks he's a "Player."
I just got back from the grocery store. I'm walking down an aisle and this is (almost) what I see coming towards me. It is a father of a guy I went to elementary school with!! I heard a few months ago that his wife put him out and a co-worker told me he was trolling the internet dating world. In fact, once he left a voice mail on her phone and almost ordered her to call him back at precisely 7:30pm.
I'm guess you can figure out that she didn't call him back, but she did play me the message and we laughed like fools.
He's got a fedora hat on and he is walking along like he thinks he is God's Gift to Women.
So as he gets up to me he says.....
"How you doing..." and THEN he winks at me.
OMG, OMG Seriously, I threw up a little in my mouth!!!
But the crazy old fool did make me laugh. I'm still laughing. YUCK
Many, many thanks again for the comments on my previous post. It helped. Today was a better day.
And for those of you who think the Christmas season starts too early.....our town's Santa Parade is tomorrow! LOL