Friday, November 19, 2010

Laughing again

OK There is nothing better to perk up your spirits and put a smile on your face like a
ridiculous old man who thinks he's a "Player." 
I just got back from the grocery store.  I'm walking down an aisle and this is (almost) what I see coming towards me.   It is a father of a guy I went to elementary school with!!   I heard a few months ago that his wife put him out and a co-worker told me he was trolling the internet dating world.  In fact, once he left a voice mail on her phone and almost ordered her to call him back at precisely 7:30pm.
I'm guess you can figure out that she didn't call him back, but she did play me the message and we laughed like fools.

He's got a fedora hat on and he is walking along like he thinks he is God's Gift to Women.
So as he gets up to me he says.....
"How you doing..."  and THEN he winks at me.

OMG, OMG   Seriously, I threw up a little in my mouth!!! 
But the crazy old fool did make me laugh.  I'm still laughing.  YUCK

Many, many thanks again for the comments on my previous post.  It helped.  Today was a better day.
And for those of you who think the Christmas season starts too early.....our town's Santa Parade is tomorrow!  LOL


  1. Be Still My Heart! LOL! How did you manage to resist???
    I'm laughing my head off! Yeah, I've seen that type. Totally ridiculous!
    But where did you get that great picture???
    Oh my, Kim, you made my day!

  2. Kim ~
    Glad you were able to laugh today! And you made me laugh..."threw up a little in my mouth". EW!
    You can "talk" to your blog friends anytime. I've found from personal experience there's alot of good listeners out there.
    Pug hugs :)

  3. You are laughing again my dear! And oH my dear that picture is worth a bucket of laughs! The season is indeed upon us so go forth and spread good cheer....but watch out for DOM (dirty old men)!!!
    Cathy G

  4. That is so funny, once when my grandpa was in the hospital and my cousin and I were visiting his brother was just like that, and he pulls his pants up real high and smooths his hair with his hands and says "Can I get you girls a cup of coffee?" We both said, " uh no we gotta go and then we got to the cars and laughed our heads off. Something is so wrong like that. But to wink at you??? Well, I am glad you had something to laugh about.
    Enjoy the Christmas parade if you are going tomorrow.

  5. Whew! I just can't imagine! lol That is just GROSS!!!! I just don't see how women marry men that are way older than them. I couldn't do that at all. No matter how much money they have.

    I have an aunt that things she still in her 20's! lol She is married but is on facebook trying to pick up guys she went to high school with. She tells mom that this one is just old looking. Mom tells her they are old. She doesn't like that at all. We think she is just looking for another man to take in her so she can leave the one she is with which is marriage number 3 for her! lol

    Have a Great Weekend!

  6. OMIGOSH, Kim, is all I can type right now..I can't see through the tears.....LOL, LOL, LOL!!!

  7. Hey he stole Joey's line from friends! Ha at least he was good for a laugh.
    So early christmas I got my first christmas card 2 days ago????? What the he__ __
    I am lucky if I get mine out by new years.

  8. Kim, this guy is creepy, he gives me goose bumps but not in a good way. I may have nightmares tonight. I'll have a hard time to get that face out of my mind.
    I bursted out laughing when I saw that picture. O_M_G.
    On another note, I'm glad that he made you laugh too. So glad that you are feeling better. Hugs, Julia

  9. I am so happy to find your sense of humor has returned! Is there any dating etiquette these days? I would not have a clue If I were to be tossed back into the dating world. I think I would just get more chickens, LOL Have a great weekend!

  10. OMG How darn funny are you this morning. lol
    Dang I wish I would of been there we both could of died laughing.
    Tooooo funny
    Don't forget to enter my CSN giveaway who knows your luck might change
    Love ya

  11. Oh my! I would rather face a Tornado...

  12. Isn't it amazing how creepy guys just think they're just too hot to pass up...ewwww....