For sale by owner. One slightly "used" dog.
Four pounds of insanity.
Will only drink water if someone is holding her and the bowl at the same time.
Refuses to pee if its raining. You must be prepared to throw her out.
Dog will pout when her feet get wet. (Not kidding)
Demonic possession has not been ruled out.
During thunder storms you must be willing to wear her as a scarf because she will NOT peel herself away from your throat.
Begs at the table.
Do not be fooled by this face. She is basically an evil genius at human manipulation.
Asking price : $10 million (not negotiable). Email me for delivery arrangements