Tuesday, April 17, 2012
She's on her broom
Ladies and Gentlemen, fasten your seat belts, she's gonna blow!!
Every year at the this time the Town offers a special garbage pick-up. Almost anything goes - furniture, appliances, broken crap from your basement - whatever. It is a great service BUT.....
The specific pick-up week is well promoted. Yet people still start piling up their crap 2 - 3 weeks early. The entire town looks like one big ugly junk yard for weeks.
But the worst part is the looters, the garbage pickers, the scavengers. Drives me nuts. (I know, its a short trip on a good day)
Its not just the scavenging that annoys me, its the fact that these "people" rummage through your neat pile in the night and toss it all over the friggin yard. Just tossing stuff willy nilly looking for crap. It's crap and it's MY crap. First, I don't want to have to re-pile the crap every morning. And second, it's MY crap. If I wanted strangers rummaging through my stuff I'd leave my doors unlocked.
Stay off my property and out of my crap. Sheesh!!
There was another, different incident last night. Something I probably shouldn't blog about in any detail. It involves a neighborhood issue. It involves me opening my giant pie-hole, in public, and using the analogy "Lipstick on a Pig". My finest hour?? Perhaps not.
I think I'd better park my broom for a few days.