zom·bie [zom-bee]
–noun
1. (in voodoo)
a. the body of a dead person given the semblance of life, but mute and will-less, by a supernatural force, usually for some evil purpose.
b. the supernatural force itself.
2. Informal .
a. a person whose behavior or responses are wooden, listless, or seemingly rote; automaton.
b. an eccentric or peculiar person.
3. a snake god worshiped in West Indian and Brazilian religious practices of African origin.
4. a tall drink made typically with several kinds of rum, citrus juice, and often apricot liqueur.
Today is the first of several annual budget preparation meetings. It is scheduled from noon until 7pm. Yes...7 hours long. I am not a "numbers" person. This is going to be painful.
I can probably feign interest for the first couple of hours but by about 3pm this will be how I feel. Six adults will each attempt to gain a larger slice of the pie. And if anyone even suspects there are a few dollars unspoken for this could happen.....
And, I suspect that by about 3 pm even the most entertaining excuses that many will offer for why they NEED the extra money will not even un-zombify me. "If I don't get the extra money for X then society will crumble, there will be chaos in the streets....etc".
By 7 pm I think I might need one of the zombie drinks defined in # 4 about. Lots of rum.