So after work I stopped at a pet store to return something. They have store kittens that free range around the store. I'm trying to ignore it. And then it happened......... I'm just standing there, minding my own business when a rogue ninja kitten climbs up the back of my coat, past my neck and lands ON MY HEAD AND SECURED ITS POSITION ON MY SCALP WITH ITS CLAWS I swear it in 2 seconds it took for this to happen, my life flashed before my eyes! Ok, you all know what happens next. I freaked out "get it off, get it off". The clerk grabbed the kitten while I attempted to regain my composure. Let's just say it took a few moments. It's lucky the clerk was so close or there may have been a flying ninja kitten because I was close to flailing like a psycho.